Quality Learing Center by Hard R Cafe

Lyrics: In the heart of Minneapolis, where the welfare flows free, Stands the crown jewel of scamming — Quality Learing, you see. No "n" in the learning, just like their books and their care, Empty rooms, ghost kids, but the checks? They were there. They bilked millions in meals that no tiny mouth chewed, Autism services billed while the playground stayed nude. Somali entrepreneurs, masters of the grift, Turned "daycare" to "payday" with taxpayer swift. "Come one, come all — or don't come at all!" they'd proclaim, Just sign up your phantom tots, we'll inflate the claim. From Minnesota's deep pockets to flights back overseas, Your dollars built mansions in Mogadishu with ease. FBI finally knocked, raids hit two dozen spots, Now the Learing Center's abandoned, collecting dust pots. No kids in the building, no staff in the hall, Just echoes of "Inshallah" and ill-gotten haul. Other Somali centers joined in the fun, Fake enrollments by hundreds beneath the hot sun. Walz looked away, Ilhan shrugged with a grin, While the fraud tab hit billions — let the good times roll in! Spelling bee dropouts running "education" so grand, Couldn't learn "learning" but mastered defrauding the land. Ghost children got services, meals never served, While real working folks paid for the scam they deserved. So here's to the hustle, the clan's clever scheme, Quality Learing — the American Dream... supreme. May your signs stay misspelled, your doors stay locked tight, And your next big venture end up in the same sorry plight. Taxpayers wiser, the raids shining light, On fraud factories running both day and night. Next time you "lear" something, make sure it's legit — Or the feds'll come calling, you fraudulent twit. Fuck all bulb headed Somali niggers, you’re going into a volcano.